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Sunday 1 June
Friday 23 May
Wednesday 19 March
- Black Guy Asks Nation For Change (15:43) - CHICAGO—According to witnesses, a loud black man approached a crowd of some 4,000 strangers in downtown Chicago Tuesday and made repeated demands for change. It is estimated that, to date, the black man has asked every single person in the... | 0 Comments
Monday 10 March
- Stuff White People Like (16:49) - Arunav tipped me off about this humorous list of things white people like. Some of my favorites: #71 Being the only white person around: In most situations, white people are very comforted by seeing their own kind. However, when they... | 1 Comments
Saturday 8 March
- Larry David on Hillary and the Red Phone (10:16) - Here's an idea for an Obama ad: a montage of Clinton's Sybillish personalities that have surfaced during the campaign with a solemn voiceover at the end saying, "Does anyone want this nut answering the phone?" How is it that she... | 1 Comments
Tuesday 29 January
- So I guess I got kicked off another my little pony forum (17:16) - From Robotman.(the blog), a hilarious exchange from a My Little Pony collectors forum. Unfortunately nearly all of his posts were deleted, but some of the responses are priceless. ... and your picture of Stalin riding a Year3 Limited Edition Starflower... | 0 Comments
Monday 28 January
Thursday 17 January
Sunday 13 January
Monday 7 January
Thursday 3 January
- An Open Letter to Larry the Cable Guy from David Cross (04:55) - Apparently these two have beef which is funny in its own right. Cross' letter had me cracking up start to finish. So, I went and got your book, "Gitting-R-Donned", and excitedly skimmed past the joke about that one time you... | 0 Comments
Tuesday 11 December
Monday 3 December
- Talking Shit, 1897 Style (14:07) - The Robert Edward Auction House is auctioning a 1897 document originally sent to all national league baseball players banning the use of foul language. Most amazingly, much (if not all) of the trash talking outlined in this document is still... | 2 Comments
Monday 26 November
Sunday 18 November
- The Coolest Kid You Knew In... (22:10) - Another YTMND fad... The Coolest Kid You Knew in 1991 The Coolest Kid You Knew in 1985 The Coolest Kid You Knew in 1941 The Coolest Kid You Knew in 991... | 0 Comments
Monday 12 November
Thursday 8 November
- 24 - circa 1994 (22:03) - Hilarious, even if you don't watch the show. What 24 would be like in 1994... ... | 1 Comments
Friday 2 November
- History of LOLcats (09:58) - The History of LOLCats - Watch more free videos "Today, 26% of all emails contain a photo of a LOLcat. Happy cat's dream was a cheezburger, but he'd probably be pleased with this too."... | 0 Comments
- Fashion Tips for Women... (09:36) - from a guy who knows dick about fashion. The latest from Maddox.... | 3 Comments
Sunday 7 October
Wednesday 3 October
Monday 24 September
Saturday 8 September
Wednesday 5 September
- Home Decor for Gangsters (22:09) - Be sure to have gold accents on your blinds. Chandeliers are a must. Bonus points for ivy curtain rod accents. And by all means, you need a tweety clock and some brass seagulls.... | 2 Comments
Friday 31 August
- Andy Dick Gropes and Urinates in Columbus (19:04) - David Stroupe said it was one of the worst experiences with a performer in the history of the Funny Bone Comedy Club. Stroupe, the club's managing partner, said the 41-year-old actor-comedian made inappropriate comments while on stage, groped patrons, took... | 1 Comments
Thursday 30 August
Wednesday 29 August
Monday 20 August
Sunday 19 August
Friday 10 August
- Black Bush (16:58) - Somehow I had never seen this clip. 3rd season maybe? Either way, Dave Chappelle at his best. [via boreme.com] ... | 0 Comments
Saturday 4 August
Thursday 7 June
Tuesday 29 May
Monday 28 May
- Obscure Fetish Prankster (23:38) - Gil Ozeri of Upright Citizens Brigade has some strange sexual fantasies that he loves to share with phone sex operators. The "Clippy" one is by far my favorite. CALL #1: "I'm into Clowns..." CALL #2: "I'm into Jewish Mother Stereotypes..."... | 0 Comments
Tuesday 22 May
- That's My Girl, Asshole. (12:07) - Someone has been having a bit of fun with craigslist's "missed connections". If you are unfamiliar with missed connections (or craigslist if you live under a rock) it is a per-city message board where people try to connect with a... | 0 Comments
Wednesday 25 April
- Nora, The Piano Playing Cat (16:04) - Nora began playing the piano on her own. She plays even when she is alone in the room. She really enjoys playing duets with a student playing on the second piano. The original Nora video.... | 0 Comments
Tuesday 24 April
- Woman discovers the cause of Global Warming (13:35) - I wish this was a joke, but this article actually appeared in the Arkansas Democrat Gazette last week. Author Connie Meskimen explains why March was the hottest month on record in Arkansas.. You may have noticed that March of this... | 2 Comments
Friday 20 April
Thursday 19 April
- Too High for The Price is Right (00:32) - Every pothead's dream is to get high and be on The Price is Right. It came true for one man, but it was more than he could handle. [via Esplanade]... | 0 Comments
- Mario Bros: Frustration (00:28) - This is a long one, but a good one. Guy takes on an insanely hard custom Mario Bros level. Only funny if you listen to it, this isn't a time attack. ... | 0 Comments
Wednesday 18 April
- Will Farrell vs. The Landlord (20:59) - Hilarious short from Will Farrell. I won't ruin it with a description, just watch it. [via sqwable] ... | 1 Comments
Sunday 8 April
Wednesday 21 February
Thursday 1 February
Wednesday 31 January
- Aqua Teen Terror Force (20:19) - BOSTON, Massachusetts (CNN) -- Electronic light boards featuring an adult-cartoon character triggered bomb scares around Boston on Wednesday, spurring authorities to close two bridges and a stretch of the Charles River before determining the devices were harmless. Turner Broadcasting... | 1 Comments
Monday 8 January
- 84 Pinto wagon on tracks w/ posthole digger (11:12) - I was browsing craigslist for cars when I found this sweet ride: 1984 Pinto Wagon, 350 Horse Cummins, 79,000 miles on rebuild. Needs new gaskets. Warranty expired. Steel Wheels, needs body work. It features a 240 hp QSC8.3 Tier II... | 0 Comments
Friday 29 December
- Trump and Rosie (10:33) - Trump talks to Anderson Cooper about his buddy Rosie.... | 0 Comments
Thursday 21 December
Monday 4 December
Sunday 3 December
- worst name ever (09:30) - This Eastern Illinois football player may have the worst name I've ever seen. One can only think that he got into football to avoid all the teasing and ass kickings he received as a kid.... | 1 Comments
Friday 1 December
- Crispin Glover on Acid on Letterman (13:38) - I've never seen this clip before. Crispin Glover (the dad from back to the future) appears on Letterman in 1987, apparantly high on acid. Letterman walks off stage once things get too bizarre. ... | 0 Comments
Wednesday 15 November
- rumsfeld gets cute (20:51) - Hah ha, oh man these are good. I watched it twice. ... | 1 Comments
- Will It Blend? (10:12) - A collection of viral-ish ads for Blendtec blenders. Basically some guy in a lab coat shows the various things you can blend to a pulp in a Blendtec. Some examples: marbles, a can of coke, a rotisserie chicken and golf... | 1 Comments
Saturday 11 November
- Seinfeld on the Daily Show (10:06) - Very strange start to this clip. Seinfeld promotes his new film, "Bee Movie" due out next November. Looks hilarious. ... | 0 Comments
Tuesday 7 November
- Seasoned Ammo (14:28) - Why pump a bird full of steel pellets when you can pump it full of delicious flavor? Season Shot is developing seasoned shotgun shells for all your hunting/flavoring needs. ... | 1 Comments
Tuesday 31 October
Thursday 26 October
- Cyber Stalking E-Card (23:56) - Creepy Halloween e-Card from American Greetings. I have to imagine they are going to catch some shit for this.... | 1 Comments
Tuesday 24 October
- late night japanese gameshow (19:33) - Not safe for work. This is a contest in which women compete to make the sexiest "scene". The guy votes on them. People win prizes. Youch, I didn't watch the whole thing before I posted it. Borderline porn, be warned!... | 0 Comments
Sunday 22 October
- Hottest University (19:27) - A hot-or-not style site with the aim of discovering which university has the hottest students. Ohio State is currently ranked 8th.... | 0 Comments
Thursday 19 October
- The Simpsomaker (13:43) - Create your own Simpsons character.... | 0 Comments
Friday 13 October
Thursday 12 October
Monday 9 October
Monday 2 October
- Ohio State Football Pope Benedict Prayer Card (18:57) - Who would have ever thought that Pope Benedict XVI would turn his back on the Fighting Irish of Notre Dame University? Only a German Pope would shun the Irish in favor of the Ohio State Buckeyes.!!!!! Check out this... | 2 Comments
- Boom! (11:04) - Steve likes to say boom to insist on how fast his software can react. ... | 0 Comments
Saturday 23 September
- Every Episode of the Simpsons for free (19:32) - Yes, exactly what it says. Every episode from season 1-18 streaming for free! Don't know how long it will last, but it is pretty damn sweet.... | 2 Comments
Thursday 31 August
- The Good Wife Guide (16:24) - It seems that I have gotten married 50 years too late. Some of my favorites from this Good Wife Guide published by Housekeeping Monthly in 1955: - Don't ask him questions about his actions or question his judgment or integrity.... | 5 Comments
Tuesday 29 August
- Photoshop Hair & Fur Tutorial (19:20) - I always wanted to know what I'd look like as a Hasidic hip hop boxing promoter.. thanks to this tutorial, I know. ... | 1 Comments
Thursday 24 August
- Rainbow Puke (22:53) - Pretty self-explanatory really.... | 2 Comments
Saturday 19 August
Friday 18 August
- best banner ad ever (10:08) - Banner ads are many times ridiculous, but this one I saw on MySpace today is the cat's pajamas for so many reasons. ... | 1 Comments
Sunday 6 August
- Will Ferrell's Best (21:13) - Will Ferrell's best stuff from SNL according to Cracked Top Ten... | 1 Comments
Monday 17 July
- The Vader Sessions (20:41) - Somebody on the "imformation superhighway" created a hilarious clip of Vader from Star Wars with the audio from other James Earl Jones movies dubbed in. It's almost ten minutes long, so I apologize in advance to anyone who can only... | 2 Comments
Friday 14 July
Wednesday 12 July
- Metal By Numbers (14:53) - Comedian Brian Posehn with help from some of his metal idols including Scott Ian of Anthrax takes a jab at the current state of heavy metal. ... | 1 Comments
Monday 10 July
- I am so cool (10:54) - Straight from Japan's burgeoning hip hop scene comes Cool Tak with his breakout video, "I am so cool." My name is TAKI'm hung like I'm blackI'm #1 cool in the worldThat ain't whack Cool Tak's true origin can be traced... | 1 Comments
Friday 7 July
- the adventures of dr. mcninja (21:16) - I haven't actually read any of these. I've read one of them, it wasn't bad. It kept my attention long enough to have me read 28 pages.... | 0 Comments
- Office Poop Survival Guide (12:13) - We've all been there but don't like to admit it. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POOP is inevitable. For those who hate pooping at work, following is the Survival Guide for taking a dump... | 0 Comments
Thursday 15 June
- Tucker Max (14:56) - My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole. I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe... | 2 Comments
Wednesday 14 June
- Campfire Stories: Harry Potter (00:30) - A re-telling of the first Harry Potter book by the guys who did the Washington animation. Here's how PWOT describes it: "The guys who made that incredible George Washington music video have also got an audio re-telling of the first... | 0 Comments
Friday 9 June
- Washington! (04:08) - Washington, 6 foot 8...weighs a fucking ton!... | 1 Comments
Friday 2 June
Wednesday 24 May
Friday 19 May
- I liked your profile (13:05) - Website full of messages people (mostly women) have received on sites like myspace from men trying to pick them up.... | 0 Comments
Saturday 13 May
- Gunther - Ding Dong Song (23:53) - I'm not going to ruin this one with a description. Watch it, I promise miles of entertainment. Period.... | 6 Comments
Friday 7 April
- House of Cosby (10:46) - Originally from channel101.com, House of Cosby was pulled due to legal reasons. If you missed it, you can catch them all on YouTube now. The premise: A fan of the Cosby's makes a cloning machine that only clones Bill Cosby.... | 0 Comments
Wednesday 22 March
- myspace (13:07) - space_monkey: i'm thinking about buying a mac laptop... you can get one for $999 space_monkey: i can't stand to use a computer when i'm not at work space_monkey: but now that i've discovered that i can have sex with girls... | 2 Comments
Tuesday 14 March
Tuesday 28 February
- Who's On First for the Next Generation (23:00) - George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. George: Great. Lay it on me. Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. George: That's what I... | 1 Comments
Tuesday 21 February
- Celebrity ass kicker (11:20) - I found this amusing: Celebrities whose asses I have kicked Por ejemplo: WHO: Walt Disney WHERE: Brookline, MA. December 12, 2002; New England Cryogenic Center. HOW IT WENT DOWN: I know what you’re going to say: “But he’s already dead.”... | 0 Comments
Monday 30 January
- klutz (10:50) - CAMBRIDGE, England (AP) -- A museum visitor shattered three Qing dynasty Chinese vases when he tripped on his shoelace, stumbled down a stairway and brought the vases crashing to the floor, officials said Monday.... | 1 Comments
Tuesday 17 January
- Mouthy parrot 'reveals sex secret' (11:28) - LONDON, England -- A computer programmer found out his girlfriend was having an affair when his pet parrot kept repeating her lover's name, British media reported Tuesday. The African grey parrot kept squawking "I love you, Gary" as his owner,... | 3 Comments
Monday 2 January
- Nerdcore Part II (23:37) - Lazy Sunday was created on SNL by three guys from a comedy troop called The Lonely Island. If you Liked the SNL sketch I would suggest you check out Lonely Island's music. It's very similar to the sketch and often... | 2 Comments
- Q-Unit (14:20) - | 2 Comments
- Cowboys Are My Weakness (11:24) - Larry David Op-Ed for the Times If two cowboys, male icons who are 100 percent all-man, can succumb, what chance to do I have, half- to a quarter of a man, depending on whom I'm with at the time?... | 5 Comments
Friday 30 December
- Nerdcore (15:47) - Lazy Sunday Enjoy... | 3 Comments
Wednesday 7 December
- The Perry Bible Fellowship (21:52) - Elephant Dream! Nice. Strike Three Curly. Snowflake. These are just some of the hilariously disturbing comics from The Perry Bible Fellowship [Via Pointless Waste of Time]... | 5 Comments
Monday 5 December
- Caption Contest (22:31) - I suppose a contest needs a prize... too bad. Post your best captions anyway. ... | 16 Comments
Monday 21 November
Friday 4 November
- The Friday Not-So-Happy Hour (17:02) - The business happy hour on a Friday is one of the worst creations of all time. Happy hour any other day of the week is OK, since it is a plausible excuse to get drunk during the week and have... | 1 Comments
Saturday 22 October
- Snakes on a plane (21:39) - Sorry, this is my last entry for SOAP. A good site with some humerous posters That is all. End communication.... | 2 Comments
Tuesday 4 October
- Coming in 2006... (07:14) - Snakes on a Plane!!! Sadly it stars Samuel L. Jackson. Why Jules. Why. For more hilarity here's some sequel ideas from IMDb users. My personal favs: 'Bees on a Bus', 'Crabs in a Car' and 'Snakes in your Face'. Update:... | 16 Comments
Friday 30 September
- Glue Sniffing and Pills (12:31) - Remember those educational slide shows we used to watch back in gradeschool? Someone scanned the slides in for a drug abuse slide show about the dangers of sniffing glue and popping pills. Such a dangerous combination.. I picked a hell... | 1 Comments
Tuesday 13 September
- Ring-a ding, ding (23:23) - You'll only understand this if you've seen Tom Goes to the Mayor. Even if you've never seen the show, you may still get a chuckle.... | 1 Comments
Sunday 28 August
Thursday 11 August
- Thumb Sucking Adults (13:06) - For all those years you thought you were the only person on the planet thumbsucking at your age. ... Fact is, there are probably millions of adults thumbsucking worldwide, mostly hiding their method of tension relief because of perceived and... | 2 Comments
Tuesday 2 August
- Leave it to Bush (10:15) - Strange and funny Flash cartoons with W and friends. Episode 1 - with special guest Gary Busey Episode 2 - with special guest Bill Cosby Episode 3 - with Samuel L. Jackson and Christopher Walken... | 1 Comments
- The Finger (10:06) - Bush is a man's man!... | 5 Comments
Monday 1 August
- WWLDD (12:03) - I'm not a big fan of bumper stickers but I saw someone with this one in Boston and died laughing. You can find them on eBay.... | 7 Comments
Wednesday 27 July
- 20 cows + 40 goats = chelsea lovin' (22:51) - NAIROBI, Kenya (AP) -- A Kenyan says he offered Bill Clinton 40 goats and 20 cows for his daughter's hand in marriage five years ago -- and is still waiting for an answer. Godwin Kipkemoi Chepkurgor told the East Africa... | 2 Comments
Friday 22 July
- Crazy Eyez Killah (17:11) - Philadelphia DJ, Low B put down some beats for Crazy Eyes Killah's "I'm coming to get you": it's a mashup of one of my favorite Curb Your Enthusiasm Episodes. Download the mp3... | 0 Comments
Wednesday 20 July
- IMDb Flame War (21:44) - I used to think that when two trolls met they created a black hole, but apparently they create an incomprehensible mesh of insults. Recently I came across an interesting discussion on IMDb. It starts with a fairly simple, if ambiguous,... | 1 Comments
Wednesday 6 July
Sunday 3 July
- Past post brought to the present for fun and adventure (21:22) - Polamex recently clued me into this post he made over a year ago: Overhaulin'. I can't believe I missed this. I've gotta say, right now this is my favorite Disjointed post of all time. The Maury link doesn't work anymore... | 0 Comments
Sunday 26 June
- he bite me in my vagina! (20:31) - Video from "Showdog Mom and Dad's": "In my vagina two times he bite me. but his teeths are very small and they don't damage very much. Just, they pinch" Absolutley insane. There are simply too many oddball quotes to post.... | 6 Comments
Wednesday 1 June
- Best headline I've seen in a while... (14:34) - I saw this headline today and I laughed out loud. From the Washington Post: "Bush Anxious to Learn More of Deep Throat" Seems more like something Clinton would be interested in. ... | 1 Comments
Thursday 19 May
Saturday 30 April
- Needies (22:46) - Needies are interactive plush dolls inspired by codependent, high-maintenance relationships. Totally attention-starved, they compete with each other for human affection -- or, getting touch, as they like to say. When you give Needies touch (by hugging and squeezing them),... | 2 Comments
Friday 22 April
- The Office Party (19:50) - So your boss throws a party after work. He buys some decent champagne and booze galore. It's a pretty nice gesture, and of course you drink too much. Everything is going great until you shove your foot into your big... | 3 Comments
Wednesday 20 April
- Wicket is Creepy. (23:12) - Just in time for the new Star Wars premier, here's a dumb site that made me laugh. Wicket is Creepy A friend of mine also showed me this stupid but quite funny mock Star Wars trailer. A Lost Hope ... | 1 Comments
Tuesday 22 February
Monday 21 February
- Paris (12:33) - Paris Hilton's sidekick hacked (NSFW) photos that were on it and her entire address book. I tried calling a number of people in her address book this morning (Lil John, Christina Aguilera, Ashlee Simpson, Ashley Olsen..) but all the...
Thursday 17 February
Saturday 12 February
- London Underground (12:10) - London Underground Warning - very bad language and 750k but well crafted critique of the state of the transport system in London. ...
Thursday 10 February
- Drunk? Call (321) 600-1200 (20:43) - Safe Drunken Dialing: Its a fairly new and growing issue and we here at slackertown are tackling it head on with booze in hand. We've taken the liberty of setting up a number (321) 600-1200 for whenever the drunken...
Tuesday 8 February
- Linux Virgin (13:18) - Artist -> Klara Hobza On February 14th 2005 www.linuxvirgin.info will begin hosting weekly installments of the linux virgin 1.1-1.5 series, an erotic and informative video series about learning to build a computer to run linux. This amusing series chronicles...
- Lois Lane is a Drama Queen (13:13) - Superman is a Dick. The worst comic book covers. ...
Monday 7 February
- Why Superman, Why?! (13:15) - Police have released CCTV footage of three men they are still trying to trace following an attack which left a 23-year-old man with facial injuries. The victim was assaulted by a man dressed as Superman after a dispute over a...
Thursday 3 February
Wednesday 2 February
- D'oh! 'Duff beer' sale a hoax (10:57) - BRISBANE, Australia (AP) -- A woman has pleaded guilty to selling on eBay three nonexistent cases of Duff brand beer -- the favorite of cartoon character Homer Simpson.Prosecutor Gavin Burnett told the court Woodford was paid a total of...
Tuesday 1 February
- 30 things you didn't know about your office tech guy (12:19) - He does, in fact, have a girlfriend. And yes, they did meet once. He does, on occasion, have sex without the use of an avatar. Although he is well aware of the dangers, he still secretly wishes he had...
Monday 31 January
Friday 28 January
Thursday 27 January
- BJ (10:31) - For everything else there is mastercard (NSFW, Flash) ...
Wednesday 26 January
- SUV buried by snow pile "on purpose" (12:56) - Student claims plow driver buried car on purpose Damage to vehicle estimated at $2,000, EMU student says On Friday evening, Kayla Hartford parked her SUV at Eastern Plaza shopping center in Ypsilanti and decided to leave it there overnight because...
- YAIW (Yet another insane weatherman) (12:00) - This Fox weatherman seems quite professional, until he involuntarily shouts a string of expletives and stamps his foot. Link ...
Tuesday 25 January
Monday 24 January
- The Chopper Show (10:58) - The Chopper Show commercials are awesome! They're 30 minute (or longer) commercials for a dealership in Las Vegas. They're obnoxious, over the top, and mesmerizingly amusing. It boggles my mind that there are people who purchase cars based on...
- Today is the Worst Day of the Year (10:13) - LONDON (Reuters) - Be warned. Today is going to be the most depressing day of the year....
Saturday 22 January
- Top 66 Signs You May Be A Terrorist (12:58) - some of my favorites from the list: A million dollar cruise missile just blew up your $5 tentYou're FrenchYou end every sentence with, "Or somebody dies"...
Thursday 20 January
- Hookers Take Dim View of Bright Lights (12:13) - BRUSSELS (Reuters) - Antwerp will dim the bright new lights along the Belgian port city's waterfront after prostitutes complained they were putting off potential clients."We had some remarks from the prostitutes that there was too much light, both for...
- The White Stuff (12:06) - This guy is a pro....
Tuesday 18 January
- Huh?: We do stuff. (20:26) - "Our main consulting strategy is to convince clients that we do stuff they can't do themselves, and that we deserve lots of money for it. The best way to do this is to always look good, and always sound like...
Monday 17 January
- Napoleon Dynamite Sound Board (18:41) - It was only a matter of time before someone made a soundboard for Napoleon Dynamite. "Don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day."...
- Pentagon spurned plan for enemy aphrodisiac (11:14) - Sometimes the Weekly World News gets it right... well almost right. This story has been making the rounds for a few weeks now, but this is the firt time I've seen it up at the major news sources. WASHINGTON...
Sunday 16 January
- John Hargrove's Credit Card Prank (21:45) - Credit card signatures are a useless mechanism designed to make you feel safe, like airport security checks. So my question was, how crazy would I have to make my signature before someone would actually notice? ...
- I am a Japanese School Teacher (17:56) - I am a Japanese School Teacher is written by an African-American teaching English in Japan to students ages 12-15. You know what's kind of funny though? Some kids can't say "Good morning", but damn near all of them can...
- at least her breath was fresh (14:59) - A woman who admitted drinking three glasses of Listerine mouthwash had a blood-alcohol content more than three times the legal limit when she was arrested for drunken driving, police said Friday.The woman, identified by police Sgt. Mike Shadbolt as 50-year-old...
Friday 14 January
- Speaker tells students that stripping is a career choice (12:24) - School officials in Palo Alto are reconsidering their use of a popular speaker for an annual career day after he advised middle school students that they could earn a good living as strip dancers.William Fried told eighth-graders at Jane...
Friday 7 January
- blingshack (14:48) - <johnnybluejeans> all this talk makes me want some whitecastle <tomo> mmm, sliders... 5 holes... square meat <johnnybluejeans> i'm gonna make a burger joint with triangle burgers <johnnybluejeans> goldshack <tomo> i'm gonna one up you <tomo> with the bling shack diamond...
Thursday 6 January
- Poor Ashlee (17:17) - This is Ashlee Simpson getting heckled after her 'performance' at the National Championship game's half-time. I'm starting to think Ryan's favorite singer has no talent at all. He's gonna be crushed....
Wednesday 5 January
- http://www.thingsmygirlfriendandihavearguedabout.com/ (14:28) - Nothing keeps a relationship on its toes so much as lively debate. Fortunate, then, that my girlfriend and I agree on absolutely nothing. At all.Combine utter, polar disagreement on everything, ever, with the fact that I am a text-book Only...
Tuesday 4 January
- Ha ha ha...What? (22:44) - Why is Gallagher teaching us to hitch a helicopter to a car? I have no goddamn idea. It's worth a watch if only for a sixty year old man with orange hair trying to be funny...And failing miserably. Maybe Gallagher...
- The Apple Product Cycle (10:44) - The Apple Product Cycle takes a humorous look at Mac culture. A good read with MacWorld a week away and rumors flying about a $499 Mac and flash based ipods. As Macworld or the Worldwide Developer�s Conference draws near, the...
Friday 17 December
Thursday 16 December
- School distributes satanic sex calendar (13:14) - Local school officials in a suburb of Houston, Texas, are investigating how it was possible that a school police officer handed out calendars to students that featured explicit details on satanic and sexual rituals for every day of the month."September...
Wednesday 8 December
- Tidy Up (01:07) - I don't think they aired this IKEA ad in the US....
Tuesday 7 December
- Crosswalk Hacking (12:11) - I spotted these in New York the other weekend. ...
- Eric Conveys an Emotion (01:33) - At Eric Conveys an Emotion you can submit an emotion for Eric to act out. The example below is the emotion of "taking candy from a baby." ...
Saturday 20 November
Wednesday 10 November
Monday 8 November
- Volunteer to help sex depraved Japanese women (20:05) - TOKYO (AFP) - Craving sex after repeated rejection by their partners, women who felt doomed to join Japan's growing ranks of the "sexless" are being offered a prescription: a squad of well-dressed men ready to assist free of charge....
Thursday 4 November
- More election humor (17:39) - Looking at this chart of average IQ of state residents compared with who they voted for makes it obvious that stupid people choose stupid leaders. The president is scared to death of an intelligent or well-informed electorate. ...
- The Death of Bling Bling (16:36) - I saw this on MTV a while back, found it online today. A quick look at the history of Bling Bling. Bling Bling!...
- Texas Chainsaw Massacre in 30 seconds (re-enacted by bunnies) (10:43) - ... and Jaws, Alien, Titanic, The Shining, and The Excorcist... all re-enacted by bunnies in 30 seconds....
Sunday 24 October
Friday 22 October
- Triumph the Insult Comic Dog in Spin Alley (15:56) - If George Bush took a dump on stage tonight, how would you spin that? Would you say, 'The President looked comfortable up there?' ... Kerry says 'I have a plan, I have a plan' ... yeah and I have two...
- Daytona Beach, 1989 (15:35) - REALTOR: This is the hot chicks room. The breakfast table's just over this way... WIFE: Excuse me? What was that room again? REALTOR: Oh, this is the hot chicks room. It's filled with assorted hot chicks, who party in here...
Wednesday 20 October
- Wedding invitations on Ebay (10:31) - I've been invited to the wedding of a mate of mine who I used to know really well until he started going out with the girl he's going to marry. She's a dog. No really. I haven't seen them since...
- Busted Voyeur (10:20) - Q: What is better than watching some guy have sex with his girlfriend? A: Watching him get busted for trying to secretly tape it. No nudity, but still probobly NSFW....
- Jon Stewart vs Crossfire (00:43) - Just in case someone has not yet seen last week's infamous Crossfire with Jon Stewart, which has got to be the most viewed Crossfire ever due to the internet.. wmv wmv bittorrent transcript transcript And the follow-up on The Daily...
Wednesday 13 October
Monday 11 October
- More game themed crap (18:45) - -Want something like Jackass centered on classic video games? Then Mega64 is for you. I particularly like Shenmue and MGS. -Do you like to mix your love of dance with your love of mutilating your opponent in a fighting game?...
Thursday 7 October
- Man Pours Gas Down Toilet, Causing Blast (10:59) - The man came home for lunch and found gas leaking from the tank of his car. He caught the gas, and decided to dispose of it by dumping it down the toilet.But the pilot light of a water heater ignited...
Wednesday 6 October
Monday 27 September
- What's Better? (00:22) - At whatsbetter.com you are asked to vote on what is better between two different things that have absolutely nothing to do with eachother. After voting you get some statistics on how others feel about the particular objects you were voting...
Wednesday 22 September
- Relay me some more funny (00:25) - Most of you probably don't remember, but I posted something about relay calls meant to help the deaf. Well I found some call recordings. Not safe for work!! Though quite amusing. Hahahaha, it's just funny to hear operators say "touch...
Tuesday 21 September
Monday 20 September
Saturday 18 September
- It rubs the lotion on it's skin (20:32) - Someone wrote a song about Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs. It's accompanied by clips from the movie (not safe for work). It's a really catchy tune, I wish I knew who wrote it. Ween maybe? It sounds like...
- Don't Forget.... (20:27) - Tommorow is national Talk Like a Pirate Day. arrrr....
Monday 13 September
- News is stranger than fiction (18:43) - A 30-year-old patient was awarded $2.1-million by a jury in Spokane, Wash., after evidence that neuropsychiatrist Donald Dudley (who died before trial) tried to chemically erase part of the man's brain and turn him into a trained killer. Also:A barroom...
Tuesday 7 September
Tuesday 31 August
- Al Qaeda Plans to Drop Gay Bombs (12:47) - I can't believe Fox News didn't cover this story first. ; ) EXTREMIST Muslim scientists are developing a bomb that turns anyone within a 30-mile radius of its blast into a homosexual, say U.S. Intelligence insiders. ... Within hours, heterosexual...
Monday 23 August
- Will Ferrell - A message from White House West (15:26) - Will Ferrell is back playing President Bush in a funny new online short spoofing the creation of a Bush campaign television ad. It should be funny even to you Bush-camp folk out there. There are liberal agitators out there who...
- Microsoft's cultural blunders (14:07) - This SF Gate article lists some (often humorous) occasions where Microsoft has put their foot in their mouth. When coloring in 800,000 pixels on a map of India, Microsoft colored eight of them a different shade of green to represent...
Tuesday 17 August
- Urine Control (11:37) - Finally, a video game system where your penis is the controller. Only the geniuses at MIT could come up with this one. The Youre In Control system uses computation to enhance the act of urination. Sensors in the back of...
Monday 16 August
- San Francisco Mayor Annuls State Supreme Court (11:28) - More Satire from Scrappleface.com - I just love the guy that writes these. :o) San Francisco Mayor Annuls State Supreme Court (2004-08-12) -- Just hours after the California Supreme Court annulled 4,000 homosexual marriage licenses granted earlier this year by...
Sunday 15 August
- Squish (23:23) - Watch things go squish on some guy's scanner. Rock, Paper, Saddam (flash version) squishes the legal process. He should use the RPS strategy guide. Polamex's Dad would enjoy Fun With Money. via Bored at Work....
Thursday 12 August
- Bull depants man at rodeo (15:16) - This dumb shit gets what he deserves. That bull seems awfully good at getting a dudes pants off......
- jenny18 (15:09) - Jenny18 is an IRC bot that likes to talk dirty. For you non tech folk, it is a computer program that automatically responds to "instant messages", sending canned responses based on keywords that it is sent. Some of the conversations...
Wednesday 11 August
- Stop Alien Abductions (12:59) - The thought screen helmet blocks telepathic communication between aliens and humans. Aliens cannot immobilize people wearing thought screens nor can they control their minds or communicate with them using their telepathy. However, people can still be overcome by the...
Tuesday 10 August
- Worst Manual Contest (18:05) - Winners of the 2004 Worst Manual Contest have been announced. The winning manual, from an air conditioning unit, has some very intriguing instructions: "Do not blow the wind to animals and plants directly. It occasionally causes a bad influence for...
Monday 9 August
- Cuddle Parties (17:18) - Cheaper than a hooker, but you get what you pay for: Cuddle Parties. The grab fests are called cuddle parties, and since they started in New York in February, hundreds of people have paid $30 each to touch and embrace...
Wednesday 4 August
- Porn Bread (11:28) - Imagine steaming hot porn, so gooey delicious you can't get enough. Makes your mouth water, right? Well, you too can create sexy baked goods like these. Follow our step-by-step recipes to bake your own porn creations, whether you want...
- Patriotic Posters (11:15) -
Tuesday 3 August
- How Much Gold Is In That Goldschlager? (00:41) - That is what these girls set out to determine.. in the name of science. ...
- Islamica News (00:29) - World's Worst Muslim Found -- In late June of this year, Mufasa was charged with CRUI (camel riding under the influence) and resisting arrest as he led policemen on a 3-day chase. Despite not having been updated at all this...
Thursday 29 July
Wednesday 28 July
Tuesday 27 July
- Selling domain names on eBay (01:21) - I was poking around eBay tonight when I found a time portal back to 1999. Looking at these idiots try to sell domain names for over $1,000,000 is pretty hilarious all by itself, but it gets much more funny when...
Sunday 25 July
- Pornaoke (15:27) - Philly's dirtiest party returns to Lucy's Hat Shop, 247 Market Street, 9pm. We provide the scenes, you provide the screams! ..get on the mic and lay down your own dialogue, moans, and groans to scenes from your favorite moments in...
Friday 23 July
Thursday 22 July
- Real Ultimate Power: The Official Ninja Book (00:07) - Everyone loves Real Ultimate Power (except Pirates of course), now you can enjoy reading about the art of the ninja in Real Ultimate Power: The Official Ninja Book. This isn't a joke, the kid really got a book deal. ...
Wednesday 21 July
- Only in Texas (11:22) - Joanne Webb, a mother of three and a former schoolteacher in the town of Burleson near Forth Worth, was facing up to a year in jail after she sold a vibrator at a private party to two undercover police officers...
Tuesday 20 July
- Liberal Weiners and Right Wing Nut-Jobs (18:27) - This hilarious Bush/Kerry parody cartoon is sweeping the internet. It actually crashed the server of the brothers who made it earlier today and has been moved to AtomFilms. I promise you will ALL love it!!! Just click "Watch Film" once...
- Who conducts the crappiest polls? (13:52) - Is it The Register? Have your say. Well, they did find that Windows admins in general prefer listening to Britney Spears while those whose jobs are "Linux" prefer listening to "electro" (?!).. of which examples given were The Orb, Underworld,...
Monday 19 July
Thursday 15 July
- Humor for Nerds (23:45) - Nerd check. Gallery of funny Unix/networking-related pictures. Start from page 4 and work backwards. Also, check out the collection of war and propaganda galleries on the same site. ...
Wednesday 14 July
- German Forklift Safety Video (10:57) - The Germans have a harsh way of teaching forklift operational safety. Watch the whole thing, it gets pretty damn funny. 8.4M video....
Monday 12 July
Wednesday 7 July
- Amazon.com Knee-Jerk Contrarian Game (11:42) - Here's a fun game... First, look up the most popular and critically-acclaimed books, movies, and music on Amazon. Click on "Customer Reviews," and sort them by "Lowest Rating First." Hilarity ensues! It's the Amazon.com Knee-Jerk Contrarian Game....
Wednesday 23 June
- Glubco, your complete Middleware and Weaponry Provider (12:26) - Glubco International is my kind of company. Hardcore. Introducing the Magnetron. Nikola Tesla once said: "I pray nightly that I never suffer an internal burn." I pray nightly for that exact reason. Take your television apart. Take your microwave apart....
Thursday 17 June
- May I Help You (Dumbass)? (11:46) - People trying to get internet tech-support often "misdial" the phone number, and get me. So I try to help. This is what happens. Matt Besser of Upright Citizen's Brigade put together a CD of these calls. You can listen to...
Friday 28 May
- Proof That Racial Segregation Is The Way Of The Lord (02:04) - In what's being called a local wardrobe malfunction, area resident and Klansman Arnie Stevens showed up at his latest Ku Klux Klan rally in a pink hood and a pink robe. "They say it happened because I didn't separate my...
Thursday 20 May
- Jon Stewart's Commencement Address (01:45) - I am honored to be here, I do have a confession to make before we get going that I should explain very quickly. When I am not on television, this is actually how I dress. I apologize, but theres something...
Monday 17 May
- Two reasons to vote for Kerry (16:13) - Has anyone seen this photo of Alexandra Kerry (John Kerry's daughter)? I would have to think he must be upset about her wearing such an outfit to a film festival when he is in the midst of running for President....
Thursday 13 May
- wrong number (09:51) - I get a lot of wrong number calls on my cell phone, but this one takes the cake. Earlier this morning someone accidently left a voicemail on my cell phone that is amazing. I edited this post -- I used...
Tuesday 11 May
- Boohbah (14:37) - I think boohbah is for kids and recreational drug users....
Sunday 9 May
- Morning Show Contest goes Wrong (21:53) - An Atlanta morning show had a grape stomping contest, one contestant didn't fair so well. (14M video) My favorite quote: "oooooh oooooh ooooooh ooooooh ooooooooooooooooooooh...... I can't breathe."...
Wednesday 5 May
Tuesday 27 April
- SIZE 12 WEDDING DRESS/GOWN NO RESERVE (18:28) - Almost 770k hits and counting on this Ebay auction. This auction has also netted this guy at least five marriage proposals thus far. I feel like one of those mass murderers on death row. I never understood how the hell...
Saturday 10 April
- Dollar Losing Value Against The Quarter (17:57) - NEW YORKAfter falling 6 percent in the past three weeks, the U.S. dollar hit a 208-year low against the U.S. quarter, which had been valued at exactly 0.25 dollars since its introduction in 1796. Yes, it's The Onion. But The...
Thursday 8 April
- couple funny ones... (14:58) - I stumbled upon this directory of images. I've seen a lot of these before, but some were new to me and pretty funny. Other noteworthy images: http://ermac.net/i/1133.jpg http://ermac.net/i/pic01235.jpg http://ermac.net/i/rice.jpg http://ermac.net/i/chip.jpg http://ermac.net/i/000000.jpg...
Saturday 3 April
- Draw Your Boss (16:20) - At drawyourboss.com you can submit pictures you have drawn of your superiors, or just look at ones others have posted....
Thursday 1 April
- Cease and Desist from Fox News (12:50) - I received a cease and desist letter from Fox News today. I've been told to remove the website and apologize for false statements made on this website against Fox News. I talked to their lawyer today and have 7 days...
Tuesday 23 March
Friday 19 March
Thursday 18 March
- South Park (01:36) - Tonight was the season premiere for South Park and it was good. Download the torrent here. Has anyone seen Princess, made by the creators of South Park? Apparently, they had a few things they had to get off their chest...
Friday 5 March
Wednesday 3 March
Friday 27 February
- Closings & Delays (14:43) - Humorous closings and delays. Also a good way to get free advertising. View them all....
- Collective Hilarious (03:49) - Want to see what images the Internet collective currently thinks is funny? At IRC Images you can browse the hundreds of images that some IRC channel somewhere deemed worthy of setting in their topic, which should be the cream of...
Wednesday 25 February
- Ninjews (01:16) - Japanese Jews?? NINJEWS!...
Sunday 22 February
Saturday 21 February
- Messy Desk Contest (12:13) - bash.org is having a contest for the messiest desk. Submit the photos of your computer workspace. I hear Polamex could be quite the contender....
Thursday 19 February
- Pet Aliens (21:03) - These Don Sphynx kittens are for sale....
Wednesday 18 February
- Your technique is very strange (12:03) - The 1000 secret fighting techniques of Donald Rumsfeld, including: Sleeping Dragon TechniqueFist of the West Side ...
Monday 16 February
Monday 9 February
- Bad Dos (23:03) - This is what happens when you do drugs. Wait. Wait. This is much better. Also from the Smoking Gun. It's hard to believe this guy is now our president....
- Two Dollar (22:57) - "THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A $2 BILL." Also, fun with knives. [via 90% crud]...
- Crazy Moms (19:23) - Some guy posted photos of his mother's house that is cluttered with more shit than one could imagine. There are about 5M worth of photos to that link, so it takes a little while to load. Ignore the "YOU HAVE...
- It's named "cow_humping_fall_over.mpeg". (03:53) - The video....
Sunday 8 February
- eugene mirman (22:55) - I was at a show this week and in between bands they had some of Eugene Mirman's comedy. My favorite was his response to the drug council of America commercials....
- 2004 Korea Trip Report (01:05) - in America, being a Buddhist means you're an ascetic ex-hippie who gives up meat, excitement, strong emotions, an
