Stuff White People Like

Posted by ryan at 04:49 PM in humor . | 1 Comments

Arunav tipped me off about this humorous list of things white people like.

Some of my favorites:

#71 Being the only white person around: In most situations, white people are very comforted by seeing their own kind. However, when they are eating at a new ethnic restaurant or traveling to a foreign nation, nothing spoils their fun more than seeing another white person.

#58 Japan: White people love Japan for a number of reasons. Sushi is pretty much the biggest one, since white people have spent so much time Sushi restaurants, enjoying the food, learning about how to eat it, and how to be snobby about it.

#38 Arrested Development:Eventhough most white people prefer to say that they don’t watch television, one thing they agree on is that Arrested Development was the best show on TV. If you are ever a white person’s house, and you see an orange box in their DVD collection, you should say “oh, you have Arrested Development, I love that show!” To which you will be offered a glass of wine, and perhaps an invitation to 80s night.

#33 Marijuana: Also, every white person has had their most profound weed smoking experience in Amsterdam, so it’s a good idea to fabricate a story about your own experience there so you can quickly forge a bond. Traditional tales uses the following words: hostel, brownie, girl/guy from Hungary, crazy, locked out, chill dudes from Ireland.

#8 Barack Obama: Because white people are afraid that if they don’t like him that they will be called racist.

#2 Religions that their parents don’t belong to: White people will often say they are “spiritual” but not religious. Which usually means that they will believe any religion that doesn’t involve Jesus. Mostly they are into religion that fits really well into their homes or wardrobe and doesn’t require them to do very much.