Woman discovers the cause of Global Warming

Posted by ryan at 01:35 PM in humor . | 2 Comments

I wish this was a joke, but this article actually appeared in the Arkansas Democrat Gazette last week. Author Connie Meskimen explains why March was the hottest month on record in Arkansas..

You may have noticed that March of this year was particularly hot. As a matter of fact, I understand that it was the hottest March since the beginning of the last century. All of the trees were fully leafed out and legions of bugs and snakes were crawling around during a time in Arkansas when, on a normal year, we might see a snowflake or two.

This should come as no surprise to any reasonable person. As you know, Daylight Savings Time started almost a month early this year. You would think that members of Congress would have considered the warming effect that an extra hour of daylight would have on our climate. Or did they?

Perhaps this is another plot by a liberal Congress to make us believe that global warming is a real threat. Perhaps next time there should be serious studies performed before Congress passes laws with such far-reaching effects.

Believe it or not, the woman who wrote the letter is a lawyer.