Ive decided the only rational explaination for what happened last night is space aliens. The entire Buckeyes team and coaching staff were abducted and idiot drones who had never seen a football before were put in their place. At least thats the story Im telling my U of Mich and U of F coworkers...

Ugh, I didn't even want to talk about it at work today. For some reason some dumbfuck kept playing the glee club version of OSU's anthem. That was depressing.

Chomp, chomp, chomp!

I really want an ascii middle finger right now.

/"\
|\./|
| |
| |
|>~ | |
/'\| |/'\..
/~\| | | | \
| =[@]= | | \
| | | | | \
| ~ ~ ~ ~ |` )
| /
\ CHOMP CHOMP /
\ /
\ _____ /
|--//''`\--|
| (( +==)) |
|--\_|_//--|

Hahaha, that totally didn't work.

I like the watch and the ring.