October 4, 2006
Stop Masturbating Program
Posted by ryan at 07:42 PM in health . | 3 Comments
This website promoting a book and program to help you stop masturbating is full of so many gems.
"Find out why masturbation is harmful for your health and many aspects of your life and what you can do to stop it. Read the only step-by-step program available in the world today and you will succeed in ending the habit of masturbation and start enjoying your life to the fullest.."
Did you know that masturbation ...
Weakens your ability to make money (since you spend most of your valuable time watching "xxx" films and websites and then masturbating)
AND...
Prevents you from making your life's dream come true (since you spend most of your valuable time in watching pornographic content and then masturbating)
Disjointed lesson of the day: To make more money, drink more alcohol and masturbate less.
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haha 'taketheaction' was always how I referred to beating it. I like the skeleton. masturbation==death I tend to think that masturbation actually frees up time. Relationships and sex with real people requires infinitely more time and energy. Some of the worlds greatest achievers are known masturbators. Edison, Ben Franklin, da Vinci and Tesla. Many people think that Einstein masturbated too, yet it’s not proven. The key is to masturbate very quickly. I actually think that masturbation is a sign of ambition and intellectual drive. It’s an attempt to battle your DNA’s influence on your decisions about reproduction. I could go on and on, I have been thinking quite a bit about masturbation lately. Posted by: dan at October 5, 2006 1:43 AM |
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Is it proven that Edison, Franklin, da Vinci and Tesla were masturbators? I mean, of course they masturbated because they were dudes.. but was masturbation a source of their strength? Posted by: ryan at October 14, 2006 2:04 AM |
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Speaking of Einstein and masturbation.. does anyone remember the Upright Citizens Brigade episode with Einstein talking about his lack of motivation and masturbation problem? Posted by: ryan at October 14, 2006 2:06 AM |