April 15, 2006

Overheard in New York

Posted by ryan at 03:54 PM in culture . | 5 Comments

Man #1: She fucks like a Puerto Rican
Man #2: Have you ever fucked a Puerto Rican?
Man #1: No. But I've imagined it.

--Fort Greene

Kid #1: Paper beats rock. BAM! Your rock is blowed up!
Kid #2: "Bam" doesn't blow up, "bam" makes it spicy. Now I got a SPICY ROCK! You can't defeat that!

--6 Train


 

Comments

good site! here's another one:

Little boy rapping and combing hair: "Naked ladies, naked ladies!"

-Lennox Theater Men's Bathroom

Posted by: polamex at April 16, 2006 7:35 PM

Hahaha, that kid ruled.

Posted by: ryan at April 16, 2006 11:47 PM

You guys heard some kid rappin' about naked ladies at lennox?

Posted by: jt at April 19, 2006 11:15 AM

Haha, yeah. The kid was maybe 10 years old. His song only had one line.

"Naked ladies, naked ladies!
Naked ladies, naked ladies!"

Posted by: ryan at April 19, 2006 11:19 AM

It was awesome. We were like what, 19? He's probably got a record deal by now.

Posted by: polamex at April 19, 2006 9:08 PM


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