December 5, 2005

Caption Contest

Posted by ryan at 10:31 PM in humor . | 16 Comments

I suppose a contest needs a prize... too bad. Post your best captions anyway.


 

Comments

Rape? Yes. Torture? Occasionally. But I did NOT eat the last chocolate in this box.

Ask Aziz. He knows.

Posted by: Ben at December 6, 2005 8:49 AM

Hahaha. You set the bar high.

Posted by: ryan at December 6, 2005 10:39 AM

"I've got Santa's List right here, and I submit to evidence that I am NOT a naughty boy!"

Posted by: Hugh at December 6, 2005 11:33 AM

"That bastard's wearing my aftershave."

Posted by: Man in red-hat-thingy at December 6, 2005 11:35 AM

"Who here wants to get added to my list of people to torture?? You listening Judge?! Hey, relax guy!"

Posted by: ryan at December 6, 2005 1:25 PM

"I swear to Zod, I didn't think 'Uncle Johns Bathroom Reader' was torture. Omar doesn't think so."

Posted by: jt at December 6, 2005 1:30 PM

"I like books."

Posted by: polamex at December 7, 2005 6:27 PM

"I swear to God, I'll reveal the end of 'Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince'!"

Posted by: ryan at December 7, 2005 8:16 PM

"Saddam, moments before Indiana Jones stole 'the book of souls' from his hand."

Posted by: jt at December 7, 2005 9:51 PM

"Toss me the book, I'll throw you the whip!"

Posted by: ryan at December 7, 2005 9:56 PM

"I totally made those delicious crab-cakes with a recipe from this book. You like huh?"

Posted by: jt at December 8, 2005 9:52 AM

BTW, I think r-dogg has made the BEST indy reference ever. 'Throw me the rope, I'll throw you the whip"
Fuckin' classic. Asshole didn't throw the whip did he? Damn.

Posted by: jt at December 9, 2005 1:01 AM

Haha. Nono, it is "Throw me the idol, I'll throw you the whip!"

Posted by: ryan at December 9, 2005 1:07 AM

Ah, Judge. Again we see there is nothing you can possess which I cannot take away.

Posted by: Ben at December 9, 2005 9:49 AM

لم يتم العثور على أية أخطاء

Posted by: polamex at December 10, 2005 8:10 PM

"If the book fits, you must acquit!"

Posted by: karen at December 12, 2005 4:32 PM


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