Ok, it is time for me to switch careers. I know a lot of people say things like, "My two year old can paint better than that", but seriously, I really could write a better movie script.

Let me take some guesses as to some of the action in this movie:

- The snakes chew through some wires on the plane, causing this and that to malfunction.
- The snakes eventually kill the pilot. Oh my God, who will fly the plane?!
- Samuel L Jackson, that is who! See, he used to fly back when he was younger, but he hasn't flown since (insert tragedy involving plane here), and he certainly hasn't flown something this large.
- Two people will fall in love... BUT one of them will get bit by a snake and will just barely stay alive for the duration of the flight. Don't worry though, they will pull through.

Yeah, but can you do a poster like this. Snakes on a plane!!!!!!!!!

I don't think that this movie will be released with this name. Read this.

p.s. That's a pretty good blog.

Wait, so they changed it back? Oh that's so great

That goes up there with Amazon Women in the Avacado Jungle of Death for awesome movie titles.

Read your own link eh? ; )

I was always partial to "The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!?"

And yes. That is a real movie title.

Who didn't read their own link? Let's chastise them!

Karen. She is a dummy.

But snakes on a plane would suck. I assume they're poisoneous. Curses to the FAA for banning carry-on snake hooks!

Karen, I chastise you!

Jeez I swear like 95% of my posts have a '!' in them.

You are like Elaine.

Seinfeld Elaine?

BTW did you see sunday's curb? It was rockin'. (rockin'!)

Yes and yes. And yes it was good, much better than the season premiere. Have you been watching Extras? It is pretty funny as well.

From The Sniffing Accountant:

Jake: Well, maybe I don't use my exclamation points as haphazardly as you do.

Elaine: You don't think that someone having a baby warrants an exclamation point.

Jake: Hey, I just chalked down the message. I didn't know I was required to capture the mood of each caller.

Elaine: I just thought you would be a little more excited about a friend of mine having a baby.

Jake: Ok, I'm excited. I just don't happen to like exclamation points.

Elaine: Well, you know Jake, you should learn to use them. Like the way I'm talking right now, I would put an exclamation points at the end of all these sentences! On this one! And on that one!

Here's an excerpt from Wikipedia's entry on "Snakes on a Plane":

"...People amused by the lack of originality exemplified in the film's title now use the phrase "snakes on a plane" to identify situations which are extremely uncommon but none the less exist and situations that are not likely to be found anywhere but in a Hollywood production. Thus, replacing the old adages "what are you going to do?" and "shit happens."

I am totally gonna start using that.

Some Dude:"Hey man, you spilled that motor oil all over your nice shirt"
Me:"Snakes on a plane man. Snakes on a plane."

Dude, nothing beats "what are you going to do?". It even excuses drinking dishwasher detergent.