The title reminds me of the fact that the USPS cannot seem to deliver my mail to me in a timely manner, or even to the correct address. I wish I had some letters to being with.

Haha. Whenever I have something shipped to my apartment I can't use the USPS if it needs to be signed because whoever delivers my mail is too lazy to ring the bell and wait for a signature. They just drop the little "we missed you" slips in my mailbox, which is total bullshit because I work at home so I am always here.

Then I have to go to my "local" post office up in the ghetto that looks something like a military weapons complex (meshed steel cages on all the windows) and the postal workers work behind 3" bullet proof glass.

Now there´s a German version with additional german characters. Besides it isn´t that crowded, so you have a real chance to write your word :)