I like that they wear top hats for the groundhog.

I heard Punxsutawney Phil demands they wear top hats. He also requires a Kraft foodservice table.

"I'll give you a winter prediction: It's gonna be cold, it's gonna be grey, and it's gonna last you for the rest of your life."

I think it's time somebody take that goddamn Phil down a coule of pegs. He's such a diva.

Maybe someone could kidnapp him in a red pickup truck and then drive off a cliff.

"Don't drive angry!"

Let's live here. We'll rent to start.