30 things you didn't know about your office tech guy

Posted by ryan at 12:19 PM in humor .

• He does, in fact, have a girlfriend. And yes, they did meet once.
• He does, on occasion, have sex without the use of an avatar.
• Although he is well aware of the dangers, he still secretly wishes he had a Tribble.
• Peanuts and dairy products could kill him.
• He is online right now, reading this very article along with you on your PC.