January 18, 2005

Huh?: We do stuff.

Posted by jt at 08:26 PM in humor . | 2 Comments

"Our main consulting strategy is to convince clients that we do stuff they can't do themselves, and that we deserve lots of money for it. The best way to do this is to always look good, and always sound like we know something you don't. Because we do."

"Our female staff members are all hot, so, even if there's nothing to meet about, we'll sit and flirt with them, and charge you for the time."

Comments

Hahahaha. I remember a company just like that. I think they were called Matchhead Digital, Inc.

Posted by: ryan at January 18, 2005 9:55 PM

We were almost like that, but you forget that we were proactive. I would notice that we were out of cheese. Rather than wait until Arnell bitched at me about being out of cheese, I would go and buy some more cheese.

Business is amazing!

Posted by: polamex at January 18, 2005 11:51 PM