December 16, 2004
School distributes satanic sex calendar
Posted by ryan at 01:14 PM in humor . | 1 Comments
Local school officials in a suburb of Houston, Texas, are investigating how it was possible that a school police officer handed out calendars to students that featured explicit details on satanic and sexual rituals for every day of the month.
"September 20th is a 'midnight host' whatever that is," said one unidentified parent reading from the calendar. "You should have a blood-type ritual. September 23rd is the fall equinox – you should have an orgy. Activity group sex, any age, any sex."
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Did anyone see the new South Park last night? Stan built a manger for bunch of talking woodland critters to welcome the birth of their saviour...only to realize they were a bunch of satan-animals trying to welcome the anti-Christ. Blood orgy! Blood orgy!! hahaha... Then he had to take 3 mountain lion cubs to the aboriton clinic so they could watch abortions all day to learn how to perform one on the porcupine that was carrying the devil child. It was SOOO bad...but I still found myself laughing at the irony. Especially when the Christas music started playing during the uterus-scraping. Those guys are brilliant. Posted by: Dude at December 16, 2004 2:52 PM |