Triumph the Insult Comic Dog in Spin Alley

Posted by ryan at 03:56 PM in humor .

If George Bush took a dump on stage tonight, how would you spin that? Would you say, 'The President looked comfortable up there?'
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Kerry says 'I have a plan, I have a plan' ... yeah and I have two testicles.
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There are a lot of people who think Bush should appeal more to women... because he is a douche.

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