Ok, so I found this joke on a German Klingon Fansite while I was surfing. Most of the time I don't find German humour much different from home, but I wonder if it is the Trekkie humour, German humour, or German-trekkie humour that is to blame for this one.

Wie vermerkt der klingonische Captain eine durchgebrannte Glühbirne im Logbuch?
Gar nicht - er würde niemals zugeben, daß auf SEINEM SCHIFF
jemand einen Befehl verweigert hat.

How did the Klingon Captain record a burnt out light bulb in his log book? He didn't! Because nothing is allowed to go wrong on HIS SHIP!