August 4, 2004

Porn Bread

Posted by ryan at 11:28 AM in humor . | 2 Comments

Imagine steaming hot porn, so gooey delicious you can't get enough. Makes your mouth water, right? Well, you too can create sexy baked goods like these.
Follow our step-by-step recipes to bake your own porn creations, whether you want to chow down on a penis pretzel or lick your way into a vagina danish, we've got you covered.

Comments

You know...my wife made some delicious calzones last night. Now you're going to have me rushing home to check out the leftovers, instead of my usual after work activity of lying on my back looking for shapes in the clouds.

Posted by: Dude at August 4, 2004 5:53 PM

Dude this gets me hotter than Chun Li's thighs.

Posted by: JT at August 4, 2004 11:56 PM