August 10, 2004

OH SHIT...so to speak

Posted by Dude at 11:39 AM in holy shit . | 11 Comments

A tour bus on a Chicago bridge apparently decided to dump its tank full of raw sewage in the river just as a boat full of tourists was passing underneath.

In quite a twist to the story, the license plate number given belonged to the tour bus for the Dave Mathews Band, heading to Wisonsin to promote their communist agenda with their excellent music. Dave's bus driver denies responsibility for the errant shit-spray.


 

Comments

Another good reason to hate the Dave Matthews Band.

Posted by: Emily at August 10, 2004 12:06 PM

Do we need another reason to hate their shit 'jam band' music. I don't think so.

Posted by: JT at August 11, 2004 12:11 AM

Do we need another reason to hate their shit 'jam band' music? I don't think so.

Posted by: JT at August 11, 2004 12:11 AM

Man, you gotta start using the category option Dude! We have to know where to find your posts ;)

Posted by: JT at August 11, 2004 12:41 AM

Haha. There should be a Dude category.

Posted by: ryan at August 11, 2004 10:50 AM

I'd be honored. :o)

Posted by: Dude at August 11, 2004 3:05 PM

Dude = McCarthy? Communists everywhere aiieeee!!!

Posted by: agent1073 at August 11, 2004 4:58 PM

Haha...Sorry agent, I just call 'em like I see 'em.

Posted by: Dude at August 12, 2004 10:31 AM

Where does it say that it was the Dave Mathews Band?
Some people are just idiots.

Posted by: 007 at August 14, 2004 2:09 AM

Dave bus driver denies it but it was their bus plate number that was reported by the people in the area, thought they claim they were blocks away...

Posted by: Dude at August 14, 2004 4:58 PM

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists - two men and one woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

"We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. You have to kill her." The first man said. "You cant be serious. I could never shoot my wife!"The agent replies, "Then you?re not the right man for this job."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the agent came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I cant kill my wife." The agent replies, "You dont have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the womans turn. Only she was told to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, "You guys didnt tell me the gun was loaded with blanks. So I had to beat him to death with the chair."

Posted by: Jokes at October 9, 2004 8:07 AM