August 31, 2004

Al Qaeda Plans to Drop Gay Bombs

Posted by ryan at 12:47 PM in humor . | 6 Comments

I can't believe Fox News didn't cover this story first. ; )

EXTREMIST Muslim scientists are developing a bomb that turns anyone within a 30-mile radius of its blast into a homosexual, say U.S. Intelligence insiders. ... Within hours, heterosexual men will experience terrible urges like: "I'm dying to make out with my buddy in the next cubicle," and "I want a divorce from the witch I married," and "I wonder if I should redecorate the living room." ... Children will sob: "Why is Daddy moving the furniture and who is Judy Garland?"


 

Comments

Ha! While I am fairly certain that Muslims would never desire such a thing, even for their enemies...sometimes I swear I think this would be the weapon of desire for the American far-left! :o)

Posted by: Dude at August 31, 2004 4:43 PM

It sure would lock up the vote for Kerry wouldn't it?

In all seriousness, the last senator elected president: JFK. The last northerner elected pres. : JFK. The last JFK elected pres.: JFK. Huh. Whoda thunk it?

Posted by: JT at September 1, 2004 12:32 AM

What the hell did I write? Damn. Sometimes I'm totally absurd. Hahaha.

Posted by: JT at September 1, 2004 4:01 PM

Hahaha. I could follow these. I couldn't follow the Walmart comment in the Air America post though. ; )

Posted by: ryan at September 1, 2004 4:04 PM

Yeah. It all connects in my mind somehow. I probably couldn't explain it though. Sigh.

Posted by: JT at September 1, 2004 4:15 PM

Well JT...at least you can follow the German!

Posted by: Dude at September 2, 2004 11:34 AM