June 23, 2004

Glubco, your complete Middleware and Weaponry Provider

Posted by ryan at 12:26 PM in humor . | 2 Comments

Glubco International is my kind of company. Hardcore.

Introducing the Magnetron.

Nikola Tesla once said:
"I pray nightly that I never suffer an internal burn." I pray nightly for that exact reason.

Take your television apart. Take your microwave apart. Leave all the electronics in tact. Build a metal box. Put it around the thing that makes the microwaves. Attach the box to a natural ground. Put a 1 foot length of PVC pipe extending from the "nozzle" of the magnetron. Point it at something useless and preferably made of metal and plastic. Get away. Hide behind metal. Turn it on. Fear what you have created.

Comments

Couldn't you just cut a hole in the microwave door and point it at someone?

Posted by: polamex at June 23, 2004 1:38 PM

No idea. I've always wondered what the dangers of running a microwave with the door open are. I mean, you would have to trick the microwave into thinking the door is closed, but I don't imagine that is very difficult.

Posted by: ryan at June 23, 2004 1:43 PM