May 13, 2004

wrong number

Posted by ryan at 09:51 AM in humor . | 7 Comments

I get a lot of wrong number calls on my cell phone, but this one takes the cake. Earlier this morning someone accidently left a voicemail on my cell phone that is amazing. I edited this post -- I used to say what the message was about, but it is probobly a lot funnier if you go into it not knowing. Don't read the comments either, otherwise it will be spoiled. My apologies for the poor recording, I had to mic it. Not safe for work (unless you have headphones).


 

Comments

That is FUCKING hilarious!!! hahahhahaha. My favorite part..."how come YOU don't got big-ass titties?"

Posted by: MicroMan at May 13, 2004 11:24 AM

But Ryan, you shouldn't have said what the premise was, it sounds fine and is funnier without knowing.

Posted by: MicroMan at May 13, 2004 11:25 AM

Yeah, yer probobly right. I edited the post. That guy is amazing. I should call him up sometime.

Posted by: ryan at May 13, 2004 11:31 AM

What does your voicemail message say if someone calls? Obviously it's not you?

Posted by: MicroMan at May 13, 2004 2:04 PM

That's the funny thing, it is me. This guy must not have listened too closely. He called way early in the morning, maybe he was half asleep.

Posted by: ryan at May 13, 2004 2:06 PM

Uh...what makes you think this was a wrong number? I did do your sister.

Posted by: Colin Walters at May 19, 2004 7:43 PM

That would explain why her titties are bigger than mine.

Posted by: ryan at May 19, 2004 9:31 PM