February 11, 2004

Diamonds are Forever

Posted by karen at 05:27 PM in . | 3 Comments

You can't take it with you. But when you die, you can have your ashes compressed into an artificial diamond. If you're feeling generous, you can have more than fifty diamonds created out of your remains.

Comments

Since all they're doing is using the carbon in your body, I wonder if they would create a diamond for me if I brought in a bucket of turds. Then I could wear it while still alive. Maybe ice out my teef.

Posted by: agent1073 at February 11, 2004 6:38 PM

Awesome, maybe I don't have to sell my body to science after all. Screw that 180 bucks.

Posted by: villageidiot at February 11, 2004 11:36 PM

I wonder who had to die to create the diamond star.

Posted by: agent1073 at February 16, 2004 8:58 PM