Thank you Tomo, for bringing a serious problem to light. Too many times I see grown men with game hooks in their heads. This is a result of misguided attempts at rescue these during childhood, and these kids are practically impaled by the dangerous hooks. They are our friends and neighbors. Please help to stop this problem by banning these wicked machines and finally putting an end to 'hook-face'. Hookface.org

Hahaha. If it's anything like OH-face I'm scared already.