November 19, 2003
Is your son a computer hacker?
Posted by ryan at 07:56 PM in humor . | 8 Comments
This may be the funniest thing I've read in a long time. Some gems from this article:
Does your son use Quake?
Quake is an online virtual reality used by hackers. It is a popular meeting place and training ground, where they discuss hacking and train in the use of various firearms.
Is your son obsessed with "Lunix"?
BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War.
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Hacking changes people. My friend in grade school got into hacking and it changed him dramatically. He would take me to 'dens' where the smell of solder smoke filled the air. People were strewn everywhere shaking their mouses and typing violently. Sometimes we would simply stop at a downtown corner to buy software, and partaking in some illicit Tetris. He even tried to pressure me into it. He'd say "c'mon dude, just try it once, it's just some tiny site, no one will ever notice". And now, my friend begs for spare change from strangers to 'score' transistors. Poor guy. Posted by: jt at November 19, 2003 9:15 PM |
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You think marijuana's a drug?? I once sucked dick for Tetris. YOU EVER SUCKED DICK FOR MARIJUANA?? Posted by: agent1073 at November 20, 2003 12:39 AM |
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I used to see transistor junkies lining the back alleys of Akihabara back in the 80s. Bad shit to get into, the transistor scene. Posted by: agent1073 at November 20, 2003 12:40 AM |
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first it starts with transistors, then it leads to terra chips... Posted by: ryan at November 20, 2003 12:43 AM |
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The only thing that cures the 'shakes' is a little 'virtual reality' helmet sex with beautiful robotic 'dungeon master'. He said he finds the spacebar highly phalic. Posted by: jt at November 20, 2003 12:44 AM |
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There is nothing worse than a man in the depths of a terra binge. Posted by: agent1073 at November 20, 2003 2:04 AM |
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damn, and i thought lunix was computer geek porn. KAAAAAAAAHNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!! Posted by: jt at November 20, 2003 2:47 AM |
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I like Lunix and play quak. Im no hakker thoh. Posted by: jt at November 22, 2003 2:53 AM |