November 2003

Saturday 29 November

Attn: Walmart Shoppers (16:59) - "She got pushed down, and they walked over her like a herd of elephants," said VanLester's sister, Linda Ellzey. "I told them, 'Stop stepping on my sister! She's on the ground!"' The scene at a Wal*Mart yesterday at 6 am....

DIY (21:07) - Build your own paper Nintendo characters! Build your own Picasso-head! Build your own Red Meat comic strip! Build your own body repair kit without stem cells! Build your own historic tale! Arrest yourself! ...
Do you love long hair on women?? (03:31) - THE Digital Hair Extension Site The Internet is like one big freeway accident. Except that a lot of people spend a serious amount of time making the accident happen. (Like me.) This site has naked people with digitally lengthened hair...
Dubya Tee Eff (00:51) - Feel free to postulate just WTF this is....

Cross-stitching is just pixel art (02:42) - Cross-stitching is just pixel art. ...

best of craigslist (21:44) - If you are bored, and I know you are, read the best of craigslist. I still don't know a single person who makes use of craigslist in ways in which they were intended -- it's mainly an endless source of...
QFO Update (02:54) - Video of Qbert working out the QFO. Seriously, what better product marketing is there than this....
Terrorist Advertising (01:56) - The Neistat Brothers' "dirtylittlesecret" video makes me wonder: Are they no better than terrorists or are they simply exercising their freedom of speech in a public forum? We are surrounded by exposed surfaces which steal our focus by otherwise blocking...
Jones Turkey & Gravy Soda (00:44) - Jones Turkey & Gravy Soda update: current bid on Ebay for a case is at $71.08 with more than 17 hours to go....

Super Mario Bros 3 Pwnage (22:02) - Super Mario 3 Time Attack Video of Super Mario Bros. 3 getting pwned. The player, who calls himself "Morimoto", makes it to World 8 in just over 2 minutes in probably the quickest way possible, then goes on to levitate...
Making Faces (12:25) - Bud Light has a kick ass toy to play with on their website. You give them a photo of a person, animal, etc.. set some markers defining facial features on the photograph, add some text, and the application animates the...
Duck Hunt (01:46) - If you hate ducks as much as I do*, you'll be happy to learn that you can travel back in time and play Nintendo's Duck Hunt on your computar browsar. Also, did you know that Nintendo originally started out in...

My first stencil post... well, kind of (13:45) - Did you know the iPod's internal rechargeable battery is not replaceable? It seems that the battery in an iPod is good for about 500 charges before the usage time starts to really deteriorate. With daily use that would give you...
Got a short kid? (13:39) - Give him growth hormones....
CBS story about the Star Wars (ninja) kid (13:36) - CBS ran a story on everyones favorite Jedi. The kid had to leave his school and his parents are suing his schoolmates that put the tape online. Its amazing what can make you a celebrity online....

I have found the secret punk hideout (02:03) - I found these stencils (STENCILMANIA! Part VIII!) by some train tracks here in Ann Arbor. I think there used to be more graffiti there, but now it's just two walls. There is evidence that the inhabitants have discovered fire and...

more "ster" sites (09:30) - Darester is an auction site where you can pay someone to do a dare, or get payed to do a dare. Its pretty weak at the moment, but seems like it could be funny....

Who are you people and where do you come from (20:09) - Hey jerk off, your site sucks. i dont even know where to begin... oh i know: "BASE and drums rock." hmmmm... last time i checked BASE was something used in baseball, but you probably knew that you fucking idiotic jock....

Is your son a computer hacker? (19:56) - This may be the funniest thing I've read in a long time. Some gems from this article: Does your son use Quake? Quake is an online virtual reality used by hackers. It is a popular meeting place and training ground,...
finally! (18:15) - Authorities have issued an arrest warrant for Michael Jackson on multiple counts of child molestation and have directed him to surrender and turn in his passport, Santa Barbara County authorities said Wednesday. NY Times Report CNN Report...

Send Them Back (22:44) - I am here to repent because I have learnt that pi-rating is wrong and I want to do something about it. Then I saw all these pictures of happy people saying "We're feeling great about ourselves because we sent them...

The United States According To My Racist Aunt by Todd Levin (17:55) - This is from the fourth and Fall issue of Heeb, The New Jew Review. I found this map of the States to be so funny I had to pirate it so you could all see for yourself and then go...

Lotek Solutions (01:32) - Dean Kamen is featured on TIME Magazine's Coolest Inventions 2003 list, but it may not be for what you expect. Not the recently recalled Segway but a "a low-cost, low-power water purifier designed for the Third World". I love it...

On the subject of Art (02:33) - Judith Scott (born 1943), a fifty-five year old woman with Down's Syndrome, has spent the past ten years producing a series of totally non-functional objects which, to us, appear to be works of sculpture, except that the notion of sculpture...
Deez Nutz on Your Chin (01:35) - From perusing the BoredShitless gallery....

where the real money is on ebay (13:52) - You can thank Hanwey for these wonderful links: Great for Christmas! For boys too!...

Finally, porn with an Asian man (15:40) - Here's a link to the salon article about it....
This girl gives me nightmares (14:44) - Xylophone girl looks demonic when she plays if you ask me....
uhhh.... (14:37) - Yes, these are rabbits....
message in a bottle (13:32) - We were walking downtown last night when I found a message in a bottle in the strangest place....
Who Are You? (00:38) - If you've gone to the theater in the past week (maybe to see The Matrix) then you've probably caught the first part of Nintendo's new "Who Are You" campaign. Will Nintendo take the Tape-Up Ads portion of the campaign as...

QFO (23:22) - Qbert poses with the new, portable QFO from Vestax. Pics from turntabletv and skratchworx. "if it were a Sony product, it would be called a 'skratchman'."...

another reason to love philly. (08:38) - http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/Northeast/10/31/crime.girls.reut/index.html PHILADELPHIA, Pennsylvania (Reuters) -- A man described by authorities as a known sexual predator was chased through the streets of South Philadelphia by an angry crowd of Catholic high school girls, who kicked and punched him after he was...

soda race (17:42) - Sodarace is the online olympics pitting human creativity against machine learning in a competition to design robots that race over 2D terrains using the Sodaconstructor virtual construction kit. Play with the soda construction kit. You might want to read the...

Come to Jihad (23:26) - Two flash gems today from the November 10th, 2003 issue of the Weekly Standard. That's right: this is negative 6 day warez right here. Come to Jihad The flash ends with the masked suicide bomber, whose black headband bears the...
Fried chicken and other tasty treats (00:26) - Here at MeatShake Corporation, we have a simple vision: Meat. Lots of meat. Join the Carnivore Club Today! Ryan, there is only one good reason for you to return to Columbus periodically. That reason is Buckeye Fried Chicken. If yer...