October 17, 2003

Group Hug

Posted by tomo at 02:44 AM in . | 11 Comments

I have an overwhelming desire to become a serial killer. Other human beings disgust me in every way possible. Sometimes I feel like the only possible to correct the situation is to lash out and start killing people. [link]

i hate myself. i'm 21 years old and have never been on a date, or even been flirted with by a guy. i know i'm unattractive, but i guess i still sadly believe that some guy somewhere will value personality over looks. i'd do anything to make anyone else happy. [link]

Sorry for the vomitblogging, guys. This was just too good for me to not post right off.

Here's my confession: I enjoy reading other people's confessions..

When I was about 10 years old I shat in a beach hut that belonged to friends of my mum. I then scooped up the poo in their blanket and shoved it between the walls. It stank for the whole week, and I pretended I had trod in dogs poo and that I couldn't understand why the smell wouldn't go.

They threw the blanket away.

I signed up for broadband internet just so I could download porn more quickly.

Last night I was drinking at a club. A woman 10 years my elder hit on me. She was unattractive but fun to talk to. I danced with her then stole her purse. It had $4 inside.

I masturbated with a cucumber. I washed it and a few days later my mom used it in a salad.

Finding this site is going to do serious damage to my productivity this next week.

 

Comments

Shit.. and I told myself I was going to get something done today. Now I have some 3000+ confessions to read.

Posted by: ryan at October 17, 2003 10:15 AM

the really scary thing is, i believe the majority of them.

Posted by: jt at October 17, 2003 3:12 PM

ack

Posted by: jt at October 17, 2003 3:18 PM

Posted by: jt at October 17, 2003 3:25 PM

I heard this site is what drove Howard Hughes insane.

Posted by: jt at October 17, 2003 3:31 PM

and annie hughes!!! (aka tiffANY hughes)

Posted by: annie at October 17, 2003 10:02 PM

but I thought annie hughes was already insane ;)

Posted by: jt at October 17, 2003 10:42 PM

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I once pretended to everyone in IRC i had a brain tumor. I also told them I had it removed in out patients. I think they suspect.


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Asian people freak me out. I don't like them. I won't eat Asian food either, and I have no idea why.

I think I'm a closet racist, too.


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When I was in high school, me and my friends went to this party and we didn't know anybody. We were all standing around in this room alone except for some kid passed out on the bed.

We were bored so one of my friends whipped out some pepper spray and sprayed the kid who was passed out. He would wake up and hold his face (probably because it burned like hell) and then pass out again. My friend did this over and over again.

Even tho it was my friend who sprayed the poor kid, all I did was stand around and laugh at him.


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I was using my phone as a masturbation aid by dialing random numbers until one rang, then I would hang up before it answered, when the would call back I would rest the phone under my balls and jack-off and let the vibrator do the rest...
One time my left gonad accidentally pressed the answer button... I wonder what that sounded like to the caller?


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I sucked all the chocolate off chocolate raisins, and then offered them out as plain raisins at school. They were all eaten.

The next day I did the same with chocolate peanuts.

I also licked my best friend's hash brown, and put it back on his plate.

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This site is a fucking goldmine, I swear. It's way better than browsing bash.org's QDB.

Posted by: agent1073 at October 18, 2003 5:16 AM

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First, Id like to confess that Im a asian canadian, which i think is a rough life in itself. But the thing that has been gnawing at me for years that i have never shared with anyone, is that every time I get a A on a test, or do really well in other parts of my life, my mother performs fellatio on me. She dresses in a see thru nightie and gets on her knees at my desk in my room and goes to work. When i was in junior high I thought it was normal, but as I got into HS I realized we shared a secret bond that no one could ever know about. Until now.

Posted by: ryan at October 18, 2003 1:17 PM

Man, I thought that was just an azn urban legend.. now I don't know what to believe.

Posted by: agent1073 at October 18, 2003 3:02 PM

great find tomo. this site is freakin' awesome, I've spent hours browsing and have decided to buy.

Posted by: jt at October 20, 2003 12:09 AM