October 13, 2003
Bachelor Party Experiment aka The Evolution of Wally
Posted by tomo at 10:07 PM in disjointed . | 10 Comments
Wally transforms from Demonspawn to Hairy Arm Street Fighter to Toilet Head Man to Cocoon of Towels and Puke evolved with DNA Controller
Cast of Characters:
OLIE: motorbike racer, pro-sleeper, doesn't get up for anything less than naked girls
LD: provider of brownie and other treats, playboy
JAMMIN GUN: bachelor, crocodile hunter, rap video director. also: cheeze makes him go INTELX2L
WALLY: human turned into cocoon-being croc-like, missed the nakeds both times, republican, self-diagnosed with Asperger's
G: giant human!!
SCO: having ssh problems yet speaks in tongues
T: maybe a spy, or is it just me
cameos by: unlrn and leel and gary busey and #45 girl and unwanted guy and ryu/dhalsim/zangief/all the tru sf niggaz
Things I learned this weekend:
1. Sleep dep causes memory buffer to reduce to about 30 seconds. This can cause looping to occur.
2. When girl with no clothes says to put a bill on your nose because she has a special trick.. The trick is she takes your money.
3. BET on mute is OK as is all TV.
4. Hard to read text when your Auto-focus is broken in your eye/brain.
5. Blame it on headpigeons.
6. If you invent something cool and your memory buffer is only 30 seconds long then just keep talking about it. This will refresh the buffer. Such an invention might be an array of heatsinks embedded into the skull like metal spikes that are fashionable yet functional in moving heat away from your brain to prevent brain-overheating.
7. Infiniti's builtin navigation will get you from Chicago to Columbus via Toledo.
OK, so you had to be there.
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I'd totally fuck all you up on some SFII... take your asses to Chun-ville! Booyah! Posted by: ryan at October 13, 2003 10:43 PM |
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No! You would get owned up and then you would make excuses like "I am not used to this button configuration!" or "What are the buttons!" or "I thought this was Street Fighter IV EX MINUS DELTA INFUSED WITH WALLY HEADPIGEONS V2.3" Which reminds me: Capcom should have released a Changelog to go with all the different releases so you know that in this particular release Ryu has not yet evolved the mid-air fireball technique. Posted by: agent1073 at October 13, 2003 11:42 PM |
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Dude. No. If I needed to hook my shit up with the buttons I like, I'd do so. Although, I'd have to say I'm most comfortable playing with a Super Nintendo controller. I never got into all the fancy fighting games -- tekken/vf/doa -- I'm a SF Thug 4 Life. Adam picked up a Hot Rod and we've been busting out some SF MAME style. Posted by: ryan at October 14, 2003 12:40 AM |
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OK. So maybe you know how to play the game. But I have found out that it is quite entertaining to watch two people, who really suck, play each other. This is good for up to 30 minutes. Then you switch to another game where they will still suck like Mario Kart. Then you make fun of the awesome 3D in that game. I'm wit chu on the whole SF > 3D followers.. they were all kinda ugly to look at even if the boobs did bounce. The Hot Rod looks like goodness. My friend was just given his coworker's MAME gear which was some box with some arcade-like joysticks/buttons builtin like Hot Rod... but it appeared to be some custom job. I think it would be cool if there were cafes/coffeehouses in the U.S. where you could sit around and smoke marijuana while playing Nintendo classics. Posted by: agent1073 at October 14, 2003 1:53 AM |
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There are places like that. Its called my apartment. Posted by: ryan at October 14, 2003 9:40 AM |
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Speaking of SCO and ssh. Will openssh compile on Unixware (2.x) -- System V Release 4? Posted by: ryan at October 14, 2003 11:52 AM |
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I now legally declare your apartment a sovereign state. Marijuana is state religion. Mario is the state bird. Magic mushroom is the state flower. Posted by: agent1073 at October 14, 2003 4:09 PM |
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We don't speak of SCO around here. Unless you mean Sco meaning 'Sco Disco who used to be a SCO admin but now just has SSH problems on Solaris. Posted by: agent1073 at October 14, 2003 4:10 PM |
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That doesn't answer my question. Posted by: ryan at October 14, 2003 4:27 PM |
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Dude sorry I cannot answer your question for it has been pushed off my limited buffer space. I will have to sing a song instead. Posted by: agent1073 at October 14, 2003 5:08 PM |