Bonsai Banzai

Posted by tomo at 09:19 PM in . | 1 Comments

First, there was Bonsai Kitten. Then, idiots the world over, who thought it was real, petitioned to shut it down (read the "Why I am signing this" column for a quickie). But then: Crash Bonsai, which is neat but nobody petitioned against it. And finally there was Bonsai Potato.

Now, the writing on the pot of the featured bonsai potato has some Japanese characters on it. You might think it says "potato". But in fact it spells out "polato". Funny mistranslations aren't just for us silly asians. But when that mistranslated phrase is tattooed on your body.. well.. HAHAHA!!

In other AZN-related business, have y'all seen the video for Freeland's We Want Your Soul? It features an asian dude playing a white guy. Personally, I prefer the Ed Rush & Optical remix (lo-fi). Also on the hot remixes tip is the hot video of Tiga's Hot In Herre bootleg remix, featuring Tiga as a "blinging" puppet.

Your tits. Your ass. Your laughs. Your balls. We want your soul.