Power Vacuum

Posted by tomo at 02:06 PM in . | 1 Comments

a funny thing happened yesterday. someone unplugged northeastern america. hehehe. i had been given prior notice, so i was prepared. my operative in nyc, who i was on the phone with at the time, confirmed the breadth of impact. what i didn't realize was that mcdonald's would close and that i would run out of gasoline and the gas stations would be closed.

with no lights, i had to pee in the dark. this was when i realized i was a jedi. this event reminds me of why i prefer using slave ant labor. ants don't need electricity.