August 17, 2003

ok this needs to be addressed...

Posted by ryan at 04:02 PM in . | 2 Comments

"riiiiiiiiight... i would rather undergo female genital mutilation and then have salt and acid poured on the wounds. i really really hate that guy.

Posted by annie at August 17, 2003 02:37 AM "


she really really hates me, and has never never talked to me. that's funny.

annie, honey, i'm gonna let you in on a little secret... bad-mouthing me won't make people like you more. others have tried and failed... miserably. that's not how it works sweetie. you see, if you suck, which you obviously do, you will undoubtedly always suck. it's that simple. you can't win cool points by taking shots at someone who everyone already knows is a scumbag. saddaam isn't gonna win the hearts of americans by talkin shit on bin laden. get the picture? you're flossing a dead horse and you don't even know it's name. toodles ;)

 

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i can't wait to see what kind of children the two of you have together.

whens the wedding?

Posted by: ryan at August 17, 2003 4:14 PM

thanks for the advice, master of all that is cool and polite. p.s. -- the only reason i ever said anything that could remotely pertain to you is because you said you wanted to fuck me. thank god that all of the sudden you're so wise and mature, and feel the need to dish out advice to someone who would never even talk to you if we met in person.

i know you're real classy about your sex life, so i'm sorry if anything i said implied that you were less than pure. also, i know you're quite the lady killer, so if i hurt your reputation with the other ladies who read this, i'm sorry about that too.

Posted by: annie at August 18, 2003 4:13 PM