August 13, 2003

Fuck You to Squirrels

Posted by tomo at 08:23 PM in . | 1 Comments

left the office to go home and look at porn for a minute. forgot what i was doing. on the way back to office a mighty squirrel tried to stop me and my vehicle. fuck you squirrel i run right over you. you squeel in delight or maybe pain. i see you run off in the rearview. whatever, i win.

the ants have excavated the phattest rock i've ever seen. i caught an ant trying to stuff it in a slit it had cut in its abdomen. she has been sent to reeducation engineering.


 

Comments

rookie ants.. i swear. its hard to find good help these days.

Posted by: ryan at August 13, 2003 8:48 PM