August 7, 2003

adam has crabs

Posted by ryan at 05:13 PM in . | 6 Comments

adam didn't want to tell anyone cause he's too shy, but he has crabs. and his crabs have ghoneria


 

Comments

which adam?

Posted by: ryan at August 8, 2003 4:44 PM

both adams have it. you know, since they are both in to the "icky shuffle"

Posted by: jt at August 9, 2003 1:19 AM

JT didn't want me to tell anyone that he has a She-male boyfriend that lives in his closet named Chloe. It only comes out on holidays.

Posted by: Adam M at August 9, 2003 1:32 PM

awesome!! can you give me crabs? me and a friend of mine are having a competition to see who can get and get rid of the crabs first this summer, and i'll do anything to be first

Posted by: annie at August 12, 2003 5:31 PM

yo does anybody have the aids? it's not for me, i'm just trying to hook up a friend.

Posted by: agent1073 at August 13, 2003 8:47 PM

"adam has crabs" is a trademark of Crustacean Records. For use by permission only.
Adam Has Crabs is currently on tour in South Africa.

Crabs itch. Try Ronco.

Posted by: Jim Robinson at February 3, 2004 6:58 PM