August 2003

Friday 29 August


Thursday 28 August

  • best site ever (12:41) - i stole this link to the best site ever from dan's site....
  • white dew (12:14) - My favorite facial product. "In the summer of 2000, Roach was assigned to prosecute Tyrone Henry after two teenage girls said he lured them to his home to try out a product called "White Dew" facial cream he was developing....

Wednesday 27 August


Monday 25 August

  • Dead frogs and crap throwing monkeys. (20:39) - Looking for something a little out of the ordinary. Check out the UPS sculpture, I swear that thing is possesed. And real, actual, genuine ghost poop. I bet you'll puke when you see big hands baby. What the hell is...

Sunday 24 August

  • Help (01:25) - Well, here's the story. I work at Donatos. If you don't know, this is a pizza place, I'm a driver there. Donatos is known to have high turnover, people come and go. Last year we worked with a guy named...

Saturday 23 August

  • Mystery Revealed. (13:30) - Wow, this is so educational. Do you have periods? Find out here. Notice how quickly they push Jill away. Ha Ha. Does she have 'down sydrome'? If she does, I probably shouldn't laugh. Oh well, the blue side is sticky,...

Friday 22 August

  • TACO BELL SKYNET ATTACK (15:22) - ok. so these guys bought a bunch of tacos and burritos and trained a neural net to distinguish the two. and then they bought some chalupas and asked it which of the two it was!! awesine!...

Thursday 21 August

  • More funny (20:56) - These are new GI Joe PSA's....
  • adam told me he was into this... (14:01) - so i had to look it up and find out what it meant. adam likes the cleveland steamer... not to be confused with the hot lunch or the chili dog i also heard he likes the dirty sanchez... prolly cuz...
  • robot love (11:22) -

Wednesday 20 August

  • i heart puppets. (21:59) - flat eric is so cute....
  • The Evil Empire. (21:54) - Behold the evil of the Mario's World....
  • Bitches and Hoes. (21:46) - This should clear a few things up. Im sure everyone has been here before, but here's seanbaby. The superfriends have never been funnier....
  • one last thing (18:05) - my cell phone can't make outgoing calls because i'm ghetto. if you wanna hang out with me you have to call me. and i know everyone loves hanging out with me so i expect my cell to ring off the...
  • things to do this weekend.. (17:43) - gang bang? beer and a blow job? This is my weekend planner....
  • i used to work here (17:33) - dotcast is fucked...
  • slow day (17:22) - I put up some photos on my other site. I might actually move this site over to disjointed.org tonight.. I dunno. I wanna take a nap. Photos...

Tuesday 19 August


Monday 18 August

  • Hideous Secret (20:49) - Ryan didn't want this to get out. Oh well, this is his daily inspiration. Sorry Ryan....
  • Wow (19:44) - This is an amazing feat of human imagination....

Sunday 17 August

  • Tasty. (22:51) - This is what most human beings make me want to do. Farting also stinks....
  • Internet Fishing (22:02) - hello today i went internet fishing and here's some of what i caught: http://z900.com/Fallen/QueenBorg1/index.html http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=answer+to+life+the+universe+and+everything http://fargo.itp.tsoa.nyu.edu/%7Edanny/shinyballs.html http://www.gamesdomain.com/xbox/reviews/outlawvolleyball_07.html http://www.backfire.co.uk/index.htm...
  • ok this needs to be addressed... (16:02) - "riiiiiiiiight... i would rather undergo female genital mutilation and then have salt and acid poured on the wounds. i really really hate that guy. Posted by annie at August 17, 2003 02:37 AM " she really really hates me, and...
  • My new album is out! (15:47) -
  • Ninjas Ninjas Ninjas (13:07) - Don't fuck with Jewish Ninjas or Cheerleader Ninjas....
  • je-je-je jew unit! (04:34) - 50 Shekel...
  • Kiss and make up. (01:48) - I think I should finally release my photo of Myluckisfrozen, Ryan, and Annie in their hot, slimy, three-way kinkfest. It should clear a few things up. JUICY....

Saturday 16 August

  • bling bling (23:24) - since i know how much ryan loves 50...thought i'd post this photoshop tutorial so he can put his own name in blinged out type stylee....
  • Learn to cuss in 102 languages, and other junk I came across. (21:36) - SWEARSAURUS Wasn't the 'Billy Doll' Scratch's idea? These are translations of the leaflets dropped on Iraq. It's very surreal. This church is probably only about 200-300 years behind the times. Crazy asses. But hey, they guarantee salvation. Is it a...

Friday 15 August

  • Proximamte Mas Fotos... (23:51) - Here's how puppets roll joints. KIKKOMAN. Can someone tell me what the hell this is. It is pretty cool though....
  • blog.ractor.org is going to move... again (16:36) - I am going to be moving blog.ractor.org to disjointed.org. It'll prolly take a few days for this to take. I'll have blog.ractor.org forward itself over to the new site.. so it should be a pretty seamless move....
  • Remember When (15:45) - In the 80's GI Joe taught us how to live, love, and take care of each other. Thank god for those Public Service Announcements at the end of every episode. I don't remember them cussing so much. Garbage Pail Kids...
  • games (15:40) - Programming Language Inventor or Serial Killer? Chokin Chikin...
  • Power Vacuum (14:06) - a funny thing happened yesterday. someone unplugged northeastern america. hehehe. i had been given prior notice, so i was prepared. my operative in nyc, who i was on the phone with at the time, confirmed the breadth of impact. what...
  • hulk smash! (13:15) - "SHOCKED six-year-old Leah Lowland checked out a mystery bulge on her Incredible Hulk doll — and uncovered a giant green WILLY." more details... ...
  • boo! (08:29) - i officially retire from this community due to being censored. ryan is a nazi. annie - IM me. we are still going to do it, even if my posts are too cool for this board-piece....

Thursday 14 August


Wednesday 13 August

  • If you like crazy ass kazakhstan dudes.... (23:10) - Ali G Translator Borat says 'fuck to you' Best commercial ever!!! Monkeys do it....
  • Fuck You to Squirrels (20:23) - left the office to go home and look at porn for a minute. forgot what i was doing. on the way back to office a mighty squirrel tried to stop me and my vehicle. fuck you squirrel i run right...
  • Agent 1073 (20:12) - the ant pharmacological arena is prepped. all set up. two teams of ants have initiated excavation of 20% rock cocaine from within. expected yields in the tens of kilograms for the detroit metropolitan market for 3rd quarter 2003. more to...
  • fun with dogs (18:25) - The newest trend in food...
  • Dimensional warp generator Needed (15:00) - Greetings, We need a vendor who can offer immediate supply. I'm offering $5,000 US dollars just for referring a vender which is (Actually RELIABLE in providing the below equipment) Contact details of vendor required, including name and phone #. If...
  • STD-ster (14:17) - STD-ster...
  • Lost in Translation (10:51) - Here’s what those cool-looking Japanese tattoos really say...
  • This quiz hurts my feelings... (10:44) - How indie are you? i am not indie at all! Who are you trying to fool? Just because you own a couple of Weezer albums doesn't mean that you're uberindie. Indie people don't hear about cutting edge new bands from...

Tuesday 12 August


Monday 11 August

  • More Funny (10:44) - I stole this off Dan's site... Hardcore...
  • Fun with the Post Office (10:24) - This is a bit dated -- but will prolly be new to most of you. Bascially these guys did an experiment where they sent wierd things through the mail to see if they would get delivered (like a brick with...

Sunday 10 August

  • Evidence (23:05) - Is this gay? I can't tell....
  • AMSTERDAM (20:05) - spring/summer 2004, trip to Amsterdam. Who's in?...
  • Nice, but... (19:37) - You were supposed to tell everyone they are 0wn3d, like this: ...
  • change your passwords (01:31) - or be punished by jt......
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  • Am I a girl? (00:35) - I thought I would toss up this question: Am I a girl? And if so, do I like it hot?...
  • Password (00:29) - I really should change my password. that way people can't post things under my username. hmmmm.........

Saturday 9 August

  • Walt Whitman (21:21) - Walt Whitman sucks. leaves of grass my ass...
  • THE PLAN (01:16) - that my friend, is the greatest plan ever!!!...

Friday 8 August

  • http://www.bartleby.com/142/86.html (22:03) - http://www.bartleby.com/142/86.html...
  • Tonight's Plan (16:18) - I was sitting around thinking about what to do tonight when it came to me... ...
  • pocket (13:15) - what i meant to say is that i ATE pocket. adam threw him out and i dug him out to eat him. my mistake, i would never kill pocket, just eat his rotting flesh...
  • ILL Mitch vs. Icy Hot Stuntaz (09:16) - ILL Mitch Icy Hot Stuntaz...

Thursday 7 August

  • pocket (23:41) - i kill pocket....
  • adam has crabs (17:13) - adam didn't want to tell anyone cause he's too shy, but he has crabs. and his crabs have ghoneria...
  • Built to Spill @ Newport (17:10) - Built to Spill is playing at Newport on Sept 20th. Tickets go on sale tomorrow. They generally sell out Columbus. Who wants to go?...
  • turtle (14:19) - RIP Adam's turtle. No one likes being run over....
  • Welcome to ractor.org (13:59) - I am launching a new site/experiment here for anyone and everyone who wants to author in a multi-author blog. Just send me an email if you would like an account....